Feel Quotes

I'm an equal opportunity despiser.

Jesse Ventura

Tags: Opportunity Equal Equal Opportunity

I speak my mind. That's who I am.

Jesse Ventura

Tags: Who Am I Am

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen.

Jesse Ventura

Tags: Health Every Should

My children were attacked by the Minnesota media when I was governor.

Jesse Ventura

Tags: Were Children Media

I've been water-boarded, and I speak from experience, and it's torture.

Jesse Ventura

Tags: Experience Been Speak

Politics is not my life. I have a career in radio and another career in film.

Jesse Ventura

Tags: Politics Life My Life

I believe Lee Harvey Oswald did not kill John Kennedy. I believe that.

Jesse Ventura

Tags: Did Believe I Believe

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers.

Jesse Ventura

Tags: Religion Strength People

If you're smart enough to go to college, you should be smart and creative enough to pay for it.

Jesse Ventura

Tags: You Go Should

Any party that would put Sarah Palin up on a pedestal will never have my support.

Jesse Ventura

Tags: Up Would Will

You give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.

Jesse Ventura

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I like surfing in Mexico a whole lot better than sitting with people in Washington that I don't even like.

Jesse Ventura

Tags: People Like Than

Whenever the government says, 'It's time to move on,' that means there's something they don't want you to know about.

Jesse Ventura

Tags: Time Government You

I tend to like to read history - recent history, because I find that much more intriguing than just a writer's imagination.

Jesse Ventura

Tags: History Imagination Like

I'm against the draft. I believe we should have a professional military; it might be smaller, but it would be more effective.

Jesse Ventura

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Get every candidate to wear a NASCAR racing suit when they go debate; this way we can see how their sponsors really are.

Jesse Ventura

Tags: Get Really Way

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

Jesse Ventura

Tags: You People Know

I would give the people of America to their first opportunity to elect a president who doesn't belong to either party since George Washington.

Jesse Ventura

Tags: People Who Would

I do not support the third party movement anymore. I now advocate the abolishment of all political parties. We've allowed the parties to take over the government.

Jesse Ventura

Tags: Government Now Take

The communism of Karl Marx would probably be actually the best for everybody as a whole. But what he didn't figure into was human nature, and that's what corrupts it.

Jesse Ventura

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If you want to stop illegal immigration, you have to make it so that - so that the people that hire the illegal immigrants will not be in a position to hire them.

Jesse Ventura

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As governor, there isn't a lot I can do beyond that to crack down on crime. Law enforcement is really a local issue. It's the cops' job to tighten down on criminals.

Jesse Ventura

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All of us should have free choice when it comes to patriotic displays... a government wisely acting within its bounds will earn loyalty and respect from its citizens. A government dare not demand the same.

Jesse Ventura

Tags: Government Respect Will

What do we have for veterans? Government-run health care. I understand that. Congressmen and senators... they get five choices of government-run health care. Why should a congressman and senator get anything more than a regular citizen does? Why are they privileged and the rest of us aren't?

Jesse Ventura

Tags: Health More Get